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Jun 2

sea-dwellers:

i always feel so stupid when i reblog those “ask me” or “put ___ in my ask” posts but omg i can’t fucking help it i love getting asks 

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

fire-flyte:

vladith:

marinks:

so-pessimistic:

princeofdoki:

theinsanitycomplex:

beauty-in-dissonance:

cryingalonewithjadenep:

tavrosnitramsmassivebonebulge:

binarycanibal:

facepalmx2combo:

clownhoudini:

nightmareloki:

swaggaraptor:

uncoolraptor

CelestiaLoki

MimeConanDoyle

facepalmx0combo

objectivecdoesnoteatpeople

tavrosnitramstinybonebulge

laughingincompanywithjakedisciple

ugliness-in-harmony

thesanitycomplex

princessofdeath

so-optimistic

marpaints

eeeee :D

imnotvladith

water-crash

DigRapid (I was desperate OTL)

(Source: thatwasnotveryravenofyou)

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Miracles Happen (When You Believe)
Myra

chongthenomad:

MAKO WASN’T A DOUCHE THE ENTIRE EPISODE

kabukins:

Art is hard.

Can February march?

theepichumor:

No, but April may!

Bored? CLick!

Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

oneandtwotogether:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. 

You know what just give us pockets on things in general

real, actual pockets

tacoart:

i wish i had a super cool, recognizable, fun art style

(Source: veganlolly)

stripesandteeth:

thegoodsonisbad:

justdonttellonme:

Recipes for smoothies that actually aid in weight loss

There are 23 total in the link below, so if the ones I’ve posted here don’t interest you, check out the others to find something you might like~

PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA

  • Half of one banana
  • 1/2 cup smooth or crunchy low-fat peanut butter
  • 1/2 cup of non-fat milk
  • 6 ice cubes
  • 1 tablespoon of chocolate whey protein powder
  • Place all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

WATERMELON

  • 6 cups of seedless watermelon, chopped
  • 1 cup of lemon sherbet, non-fat milk, or low-fat vanilla yogurt
  • 12 ice cubes
  • Put half the watermelon in the blender and blend until smooth, then add half of the ice and sherbet; blend until smooth. Repeat the process with the rest of the ingredients.

KIWI AND HONEYDEW

  • 2 cups of honeydew, cubed
  • 1 Granny Smith apple, chopped
  • 1 kiwi fruit, peeled and chopped
  • 2 tablespoons of sugar
  • 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
  • 1 cup of ice cubes
  • Place the honeydew, kiwi, apple, sugar, and lemon juice into the blender and blend until it’s smooth, then add the ice cubes and blend until the mixture is slushy.

MANGO SURPRISE

  • 1/4 cup of cubed mangoes
  • 1/4 cup of ripe avocado, mashed
  • 1/2 cup of mango juice
  • 1/4 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt
  • 1 tablespoon of juice
  • 1 tablespoon of sugar
  • 6 ice cubes
  • Add all the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.

APPLE 

  • 1/2 cup of skim milk or soy milk
  • 6 ounces of vanilla yogurt
  • 1 teaspoon of apple pie spice
  • 1 medium-sized, chopped apple
  • 2 tablespoons of cashew butter
  • 6 ice cubes
  • Place all the ingredients in the blender and then blend until smooth; best eaten with a spoon!

These all look so yummy! I think I’ll try the apple one first… or maybe the kiwi? but the mango peach looks so delicious!! oh no, can’t decide!

FULL SOURCE AND RECIPES HERE

reblogging for peanutbutter and banana omg

PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA AHHHHHH

…/casually saves for after-dieting 

Jun 1
turtlemoose19:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

apply cold water to the burn area

^

turtlemoose19:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

apply cold water to the burn area

^

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windmillzp:

twinkletwinklelittlepickle:

hycfxduisknbfhjr:

crepesarenotpancakes:

kamen-rider-equine:

hardboiledandwutnot:

mass-destruction:

shooptastic:

dignified-toddle:

why is the entire world not investing in this 

this is such a good investment why the fuck

guys this is good idea

omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes

…..HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER

HOLY SHIT BALLS

O_O

 

Why is this not real yet

This needs to be.

This needs to happen.

can this be real
it would take like 3 minutes to get to my girlfriends house and back

(Source: videohall)

(Source: manonfire)

moonlight-aphrodisiac:

lifeinthefastlaine:

lifeinthefastlaine:

Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and matting. To clarify, these are not real Maybelline ads, they were created for an advertising class.

EDIT: This is important. This means a lot to me. I legitimately believe a huge mistake was made today.

These ads were a part of my portfolio into the advanced advertising program at my school. About half of the people who apply get in. I got into the first two creative classes, intro and intermediate, and I was confident I would get into advanced… especially after I posted these on tumblr and in a matter of a few hours got THOUSANDS of notes with people saying that they loved them, most people even believing they were real advertisements and not something a 21 year old student made for class.

The only reservation I had was that my portfolio was being judged by two older men. Two men who have never worn makeup in their lives. Two men who would probably not even begin to understand what this campaign means. Two men who have never been under societal pressures to wear makeup, but then being told they’re insecure for doing so.

Those reservations might have been founded, as evidenced by the fact that I did not get in. I was rejected. I got over 5,500 notes on these ads in 24 hours, yet I was rejected for not being good enough. I can’t finish the program, and I have to figure out where to go from here.

Now to the good stuff: Tumblr is amazing. Everyone who has reblogged this, whether your comments were negative or positive, is amazing. I find it truly astounding that these have gotten so much attention. These, which are advertisements selling you something, something people inherently dislike. I am humbled, shocked, and grateful. This is the first time since I’ve been in advertising that I felt like I was doing something right… that maybe, just maybe, I could make it in this industry and make a positive change.

Those dreams were squashed today. I cried, and I complained. I’m angry — but not at myself like I thought I would be. I feel they made a mistake. I refuse to believe that I’m in the bottom 50% of the people who applied. I deserve to be in that program, and I know it. Thousands of people can’t be wrong that this is a good idea. An idea that MEANS something, and idea that resonates with many people. 2 older, conventional men can absolutely be wrong when it comes to judging what makes a good makeup ad.

Here’s where you come in. Let’s make them regret their decision. Reblog this, like it, comment on it, whatever. Let’s get this attention… so much attention that they can’t ignore it. While the decisions are most likely final, I want to make them think twice. I want them to look back, and believe that they fucked up. If it doesn’t even benefit me personally, I want them to think about how fair a panel of 2 male judges is when it comes to evaluating work done by women, for an audience that consists of predominantly people who identify as women.

So let’s do this. They fucked up; I deserved to be accepted. I know it, and I have a feeling you guys know it too.

Reblog it, guys. This is pretty legit and it’s also pretty in general.

sweetplumball:

sodamnrelatable:

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sweetplumball:

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